Shop More Submit  Join Login
About Varied / Hobbyist Member An oxymoronic Fae~Female/United States Recent Activity
Deviant for 2 Years
Needs Premium Membership
Statistics 329 Deviations 3,126 Comments 11,637 Pageviews

Newest Deviations

Favourites

Donate

Majorfreakingcupcake has started a donation pool!
0 / 300
For a possible premium account- and watching TREATMENT~

You must be logged in to donate.
No one has donated yet. Be the first!

Activity


    It's flying (that's right, flying) at an alarmingly fast, if not unimpressive pace. You feel as though you've seen the thing before.
    It's not large, per-say. Maybe as big as the really big cardboard boxes... Or, upon a second squint,  maybe a little smaller than that.
    Then it becomes more vivid, and you're... Not so sure what you were expecting.
    Why... It was the major. Her poofy hair, her bright pink BTU's splashed with neon colors, and aviator-style glasses... Riding a... Giant green-shelled hermit-crab.
    ... What?... Why-... Wait. Was that "Brass Goggles" by Steam Powered Giraffe playing in the background? How the literal HELL was that playing? Was the hermit-crab an automaton with a CD player?... It looked like a living, breathing hermit crab in the way that it scurried quickly through the air...

    Suddenly as the Hermit-crab begins to fly by you it stops... And the Major turns to you, pausing before speaking in a... Plainly fake voice.

    "...Twenty years around the sun and I still can't focus too much on one thing... But believe you and me; there's gunna be updates."

    And with that the woman turns back and the hermit crab scuttles forward through the air.



-------

I hope you're sufficiently confused as I am. What the heck did I just type?
Hey.

I lost my pet hermit crab today.

I miss him a lot.

Rest in peace, friend. I hope you're ridding water straws in the after life.
Hey guys! I know last journal was short and sweet at explaining what was happening at the moment.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTT I wanted to let you guys know what's been happening with me recently. And when I say recently I mean within the past few months since I did an actual update... But hey; better late than never.

I'm working part time now at a local fro-yo joint since Plato's closet cut my hours by massive amounts. Since then I've been much happier to say the least. I'm still going to school, but I'm technically off for the Summer to get more monetary funds for said schooling. Neat-o.
But that's not all I've been doing.
I've been practicing drawing on and off again so there is that. Soon I'mma turn into a not-teenager; and that fact scares me greatly, but the good news is now that I am an adult (and therefore stopped growing [*cries*]) I can get some surgery I've been needing for a while now. I actually just got back from the consultation and things look pretty good as far as that goes, and they say I'm a healthy candidate for the surgery. Now all we need to do is take the case to insurance and get it done when it doesn't coincide with school, which shouldn't be too much of a problem.

So, yeah! I'm going to be okay it seems like.
THE FACE OF EVIL by Majorfreakingcupcake
THE FACE OF EVIL
Yup.
This little shit.CURSE YOU! 
This little shit is responsible for everything.
EVERYTHING.Rage 

You're welcome.Heart 

((Most likely to delete later cause HAHAHAAA))
Loading...
    It's flying (that's right, flying) at an alarmingly fast, if not unimpressive pace. You feel as though you've seen the thing before.
    It's not large, per-say. Maybe as big as the really big cardboard boxes... Or, upon a second squint,  maybe a little smaller than that.
    Then it becomes more vivid, and you're... Not so sure what you were expecting.
    Why... It was the major. Her poofy hair, her bright pink BTU's splashed with neon colors, and aviator-style glasses... Riding a... Giant green-shelled hermit-crab.
    ... What?... Why-... Wait. Was that "Brass Goggles" by Steam Powered Giraffe playing in the background? How the literal HELL was that playing? Was the hermit-crab an automaton with a CD player?... It looked like a living, breathing hermit crab in the way that it scurried quickly through the air...

    Suddenly as the Hermit-crab begins to fly by you it stops... And the Major turns to you, pausing before speaking in a... Plainly fake voice.

    "...Twenty years around the sun and I still can't focus too much on one thing... But believe you and me; there's gunna be updates."

    And with that the woman turns back and the hermit crab scuttles forward through the air.



-------

I hope you're sufficiently confused as I am. What the heck did I just type?

Critiques

deviantID

Majorfreakingcupcake's Profile Picture
Majorfreakingcupcake
An oxymoronic Fae~
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
Interests

AdCast - Ads from the Community

×

Webcam

Friends

:iconmiyajimamizy: :iconbluevelvetwings: :iconravenide: :iconwickedalucard: :iconthe-wolves-howl: :icontwotonefools: :iconmy-soul-is-mine: :iconleeseetsa: :iconchibivegtables: :iconcc1213: :iconangeljoyeuse: :iconyumyumsushee123: :iconvanillaacolytes: :icontira-shrantall: :icondedmerath: :iconlost-revolutionary: :iconstarvixdraxon: :iconpaveffer: :iconcowlover2:

Groups

Comments


Add a Comment:
 
:iconsonadow102:
sonadow102 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Reply
:iconecat40:
Ecat40 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy b-day Happy Birthday Sailor-Pikmin! happy DA B-day :3 Happy B-Day Caeser1993 happy b-day to my e-twin Happy Birthday Melmo Happy B-day Cake Happy 9th b-day Cakefloof Emote (Happy B-Day Dragongirl!) Happy Birthday Meghan Happy B-day Isra :D Praevius B-day Irish B-Day Birthday Cake  :D B-day time I luv you Fella :avi: Happy B-Day To MeHappy B-day Puppy B-day Avi Birthday Cake Happy B-Day To Me 
Reply
:iconbloodiedkiller:
BloodiedKiller Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014  Student Artist
Happy birthday~! 10th Doctor Dance 
Reply
:iconecat40:
Ecat40 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You got hugged! 
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) 

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you! 
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least! 
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their page! 
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet) 
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away! 

Send This To All Your Friends, And me if I am one. 
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved! 
1-3 you're bad friend! 
4-6 you're an ok friend! 
7-9 you're a good friend! 
10-& Up you're a great friend!
Reply
:iconmobster-spades-slick:
You got hugged :D (Big Grin) :iconspazhugplz::D (Big Grin)!
 

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!

1-3 you're bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're a great friend

Reply
:iconnightrun1444:
Nightrun1444 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!! 

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their user page!)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!

1-3 you're bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're a great friend

AND I HUG YOU!!!


i got hugged by :iconangelfiredemon4:
Reply
:iconviviana098679:
Viviana098679 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday! :iconaawplz;
Reply
:iconmajorfreakingcupcake:
Majorfreakingcupcake Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you so much!
Reply
:iconstillezwielicht:
StilleZwielicht Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2013  Student General Artist
Happy Birthday, You awesome person, you!
Reply
:iconmajorfreakingcupcake:
Majorfreakingcupcake Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ohhh you~ U//u///U
Thank you very very much!
Reply
Add a Comment: